Something everyone [doesn't] need...

I have a Swiss notebook backpack and I was having some issue with it, so I went to the manufacturer's website.

While going, I was just poking around and came across the the "Giant Knife" 

It has over 85 tools, costing you a mere $1200. You're not a lumberjack, or real man, if you don't have this.

I think if you have one of these, you maybe able to save the world, or do anything... 

One thing I did notice though, it does not have the USB-drive many of the newer ones have.

Hah. I thought this could do everything. They lost my purchase.